Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down
crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you
if I offered you $20, would you take it?
How about if I crumpled it up?
Stepped on it?
you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?
Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.
The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.
if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.
The most adorable plumber in the world.
I wonder if he can do any otter job besides being a plumber
date a boy with nice cheek bones
date a boy who has a good taste in clothes
date a boy with a great laugh
date a boy who’s hoodie you can borrow
date a boy with fantastic collarbones
date a boy who smiles constantly
date a boy with arms like damn
BACK TO SCHOOL GIVEAWAY!
Making going back to school a little less painful with a tumblr giveaway from PromisesAndHeartbreaks.
1 Quenched Sea Mineral and Moister Shampoo and Conditioner with Shimmering Spray to heal damaged hair
7 Baby Lips of various varieties
1 Manicure Nails Case
6 Vinyl Records: Billy Joel’s Storm Front, John Lennon’s Imagine, The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour, Green Day’s iDOS, Imagine Dragon’s Night Visions and Muse’s The 2nd Law.
4 T-shirts: Tfios Okay? Okay. , Arctic Monkeys, Nirvana, The Beatles.
(The great thing is they are all medium but fit large but shrink in the wash so if you find them too big you can just wash them in hot water and if not keep them their regular size with cold)
1 Pizza Print Bag
4 be Delectable hand lotions from cake beauty (flavours: strawberries & cream, lemon & cream, vanilla & cream and coconut & cream)
1 Sound Logic power pack portable phone battery booster. (Compatible with any phone that has a charger with a USB ei: iPhone, Samsung, Blackberry etc)
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Good Luck! Contest ends October 31!